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If you ever hear me say "I don't remember," there is a 95% chance that I am lying.

Rachel: Key West, FL, United States; My name is Rachel. Don't fault me for being raised on Long Island, as I had no choice. I am a graduate of the dramatic writing program at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts, which basically means that I have a very expensive piece of paper in a frame in my guest room closet, and nothing to show for it. I am also a graduate of the massage therapy program at Swedish Institute College of Health Sciences, which is how I've made my living for the last 13 years. I find introductions to be quite boring, so I'm making this one as vague as possible. You'll learn about me as we go along. My husband's name is Dave.